All the names that are under the quotations make no relation to any living or dead person, fictional or real. So, if your name is one that is poked at, I wasn't thinking of you when I poked fun of you. Honest.
Thanks
Thanks to Vorpal Bunny for a really neat Splash Screen. I like it. And so should you people reading the very last chapter in this pathetic READ ME.
No Thanks
No thanks to the people that invented HexBinary, or any numerical system that isn't based on ten. No thanks to the idiots that created non kosher hot dogs. No thanks to Bill Gates for Microsoft Office suite. No thanks for the fish. No thanks for the pigs someone put in my pants. No thanks for the shoestring potatoes. No thanks for people that don't donate to PBS. No thanks for my ear ache. No thanks for my headache. No thanks for my buttache. No thanks for no thanks. No thanks for non-stay Post-Its. No thanks for dust on mini-blinds. No thanks for UV rays. No thanks for broken alternator. No thanks for Civic 1983 with too much milage. No thanks for no VW. No thanks for no nothing. No thanks for making love not war. No thanks for my cat's fecal tapeworms. No thanks for loss of sight because of onion slicing. No thanks for Wendy. No thanks for Socialogy class. No thanks for Useless Things. No thanks for hardened Vaseline Intensive Care. No thanks for memories. No thanks for U2's decline in the rock world. No thanks for my peanut and jelly sandwich. No thanks for no more duos. No thanks for Windows.
Family Tree
Other Ionian Polises Cheating Utilities:
RED 1.0 —Realmz Experience Deliverer— Gives you -1 Experience in Realmz: The RPG
PiGZ —Pirates Gold Zapper— Gives you lotza stuff in Pirates! Gold Har.
S.O.B. —Sensory Overload Betterer— Gives you Super Ammo in Sensory Overload
Coming Soon (maybe) — Also Called Vaporware
CastleKEY — Castles Cheat
Gate SSCC — Gate Cheater
FoodFax — Send hot, delicious food through your fax machine
ToiletFLUSH — Flush your toilet from a remote toilet server
TVGuider — Predicts which TV shows will be canceled based on how good they are to execs
(If you really think some of these are coming out, you had better get out more.)
